December 2010
WHY YOU LOCK YOUR DOOR
M: SHE SAW THAT I HAD A LOCK ON MY DOOR AND ASKED, "why so serious?"
A: UH HUH
M: WELL I TOLD HER THAT U NEVER KNOW WHO WILL BE OVER... AND BESIDES, I GOT SOME EXPENSIVE STUFF IN THERE.
A: RIGHT. DON'T WANT TO GET STUFF STOLEN.
L: OR PEOPLE ROLLING UP IN YOUR BED AND GETTING CRABS EVERYWHERE.
M&A: *BLANK STARES
SECOND BY SECOND, YOU ARE ALWAYS CHANGING.
THE ART OF WAR
THERE ARE NOT MORE THAN 5 MUSICAL NOTES.
YET THE COMBINATIONS OF THESE 5 GIVE RISE TO MORE MELODIES THAN CAN EVER BE HEARD.
THERE ARE NOT MORE THAN 5 PRIMARY COLORS - BLUE, YELLOW, RED, WHITE & BLACK.
YET IN COMBINATION, THEY PRODUCE MORE HUES THAN CAN EVER BE SEEN.
“IT IS ALL RIGHT TO FEEL WHAT HUMAN BEINGS FEEL.”
CHANGE
GREED TO GENEROSITY.
ANGER TO COMPASSION.
IGNORANCE TO WISDOM.
“HE WILL WIN WHO KNOWS WHEN TO FIGHT AND WHEN NOT TO FIGHT.”
– Sun Tzu
YOUR FACE
M: Some of those haircuts are cute. I can't wait to cut my hair short.
L: Do you think any of those haircuts would look good on me?
M: Uhm, no.
L: Wow, you're so direct. But you're right. My face is round- it's made to be in a pie or cake.
“I TRIED TO CATCH MYSELF… BUT I FELL.”
– Leslie
“DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL” REPEALED TODAY.
THERE’S MORE TO GRAPHIC DESIGNING THAN YOU THINK.
“LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT THERE’S STANDING ROOM ONLY AT YOUR FUNERAL”
– BLEE
“…PLEASE DON’T HAVE FLAVOR”
– Leslie
